Religion Jokes - Nun / Priest Jokes

Priest Sinking Boat

Three priests and three young boys are on a boat on the ocean. The boat starts to sink and first priest says, "Save the boys!" The second priest says, "F*ck the boys!" The third priest says, "Do you think we have time?!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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Anonymous

New York to San Francisco

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far as Cleveland, when he realized he was getting terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill repute and took care of the problem. Immediately, a severe guilt reaction set in, so he went to confession. For penance, he was told to say 10,000 Hail Mary's. So he went on driving and praying. By the time he got through with the 10,000 Hail Mary's, he was approaching San Francisco. Suddenly he realized he was terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill repute, and had an orgy. Again there was a severe guilt reaction, so he went to confession. It was an old Irish priest who said, "For penance say three Hail Mary's". The man said, "What?? In Cleveland, I had to say 10,000 Hail Mary's for the same thing. Father replied quietly, "Sure now, and what would they know about fucking in Cleveland?".

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Odd Group in a Bar

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Blonde Jokes
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