Pregnant Nun

Q: What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Proud Of Daddy

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

Mormon Kids

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?
A: Because 30 is too many!