Religion Jokes

Mardis Gras has Ended

Mardis Gras is over...
so get your ash to church!

Anonymous

Sunday School

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Anonymous

Creating Brunettes

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

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