The Priest and The Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.
"I`m blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.

St Peter and the Three Nuns

Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter was there with them. St. Peter decided he needed to quiz each nun with adifferent question to see if they really desereved to go to Heaven. St. Peter asked the first nun, "Nun, who was the first man on earth?"
She replied, "That would be Adam." St. Peter let her through the gates.
St. Peter walked up to the second nun and asked her, "Nun, who was the first woman on earth?"
She replied, "That would be Eve." St. Peter let her through the gates.
St. Peter walked up to the third nun and asked her, "What was the last thing that Eve told Adam before they left Paradise?"
The nun was puzzled. She thought about it for a long time. "HHHHMMMM," she said aloud, "That's a hard one." St. Peter let her through the gates.

Church Hospitality

This priest was driving to his church when he saw two people bending over in the grass. He decided to see why. He walked over to them and asked what they were doing. The man said they were homeless and grass was the only thing they could eat. The priest said, ''You can eat over at the church.'' The woman said, ''We have nine children -- will there be enough?'' ''Oh yes, '' the priest replied, ''the grass is 2 1/2 inches taller over there.''