Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Play it Again

Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Technology Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Back From Vacation

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"What, and ruin my vacation?" she whined.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes
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