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Having A Baby Is Like
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby: "It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."
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Staggering Wife
Q: What do you do when your wife is staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
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Husband's Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:
- If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.
- If he wants to buy a ludicrously impractical sports car, tell him you think it's a terrific idea.
- If he wants to wear "younger" clothes, help him pick them out.
- If he wants to start seeing other women, shoot him in the head.
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