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I'm Not Stupid
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, "What's that, Miss?" Miss decides to play a word game with him and says, "That's what your Daddy calls Mommy, Tommy." Tommy thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm not stupid Miss, I know that ain't a fucking pig!"
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Santa's Wife
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
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Sex Movie
A chap's wife is back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night and all he did was suggest they should hold auditions for her part. The viewing will be Saturday from 7:00 till 8:30.
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