Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Successful Night

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.

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Paralyzed

Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.

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Lonely Barack

Q: What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?
A: I don't want to be Obama self

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