Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

You Still Can't...

A man comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't fuck."

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Incompatibility Theory

Two wives were airing their troubles.  "I'd like to get a divorce," said the first.  "My husband and I just don't get along.  "Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?", asked the second.  "I would if I could catch him at it! "replied the first.

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Doc Help With Marriage

This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long." "So what's the problem?" "I can't remember where I live."

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