Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

The Honest Truth

A couple were celebrating 60 years of marriage and the man kissed his wife's neck and said, "Of our six kids the last one didn't look anything like his brothers and sister, did he have a different father?" After a moment she took a deep breath and answered yes. The old man sighed. "Who was he?" "You."

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Successful Night

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.

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Paralyzed

Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.

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