Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

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Speeding

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" 

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Cosmetics

Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they smell.

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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