Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Goofy

Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and after hearing of Barbie and Ken's break up, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's fucking goofy."

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Same Response

My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.

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Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

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