Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Angelic Love

Man 1: "My wife is an angel."
Man 2: "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

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Jewish Husband

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Going To A Lecture

There was a man, who was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.

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