Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Dog House

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Shoot, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Anonymous

Kiss Me The Way You Used To

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going dear?" "To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Old Age Jokes
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Anonymous

Last Chance

Told my girlfriend she had one last chance to do something with my penis or we were through.
She's blown it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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