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Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Best Form of Birth Control
Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage
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You Still Can't...
A man comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't fuck."
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Excuse To Smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?"
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