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Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
Half-Bird
Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.
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Before And After
The woman cries before the wedding; the man after the wedding.
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Dog House
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Shoot, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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