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Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
You Still Can't...
A man comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't fuck."
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Note on the Fridge
I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?
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Excuse To Smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?"
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