Say Anything

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house and of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

Wife at a Singles Bar

"I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."

Australian Newbie

A 40-year-old woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. She takes out a personal ad and corresponds with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. After a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, and all the furniture piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"