Relationship Jokes

Things Change With Marriage

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song. Now that I'm her husband, it's beer, mama, and TV."

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Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Axial Attraction

Q: Why did Mr. ohm marry Mrs. ohm?
A: He couldn't resistor

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