Relationship Jokes

Killer Search

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-wife's killer, but no one will do it.

Anonymous

Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.  This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.  He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,  "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

Anonymous

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

Anonymous
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