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I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-wife's killer, but no one will do it.
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Muscle Contraction
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."
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The Butcher's Wife
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.
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