Yo Mama - Redneck Door Mat

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mud flap for her pick up truck.

New Mexican President

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Arkansas Hotel

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"