Redneck Walks Into a Bar

A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile of shit in his hands. He looks over at the bartender with pride and says, "Lookie what I almost stepped in!"

Yo Mama - Redneck

Yo' Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.

Yankees to Screw In Light Bulb

Q: How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb
A   None. Thats what rednecks are for.