Yo Mama - Redneck

Yo' Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.

Social Tips For Rednecks

1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
4. Even if your certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.

Cross The Road - Redneck

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.