Racist Jokes - Asians Jokes

These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without Bruce Lee, chinks, bug-eater and other versions of Asian jokes. Very offensive. Racist Asian jokes and one-liners.

Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Airplane Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Chinese Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: kallen007

Dr. Wong

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me!"  In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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