Racist Jokes - Asians Jokes

These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without Bruce Lee, chinks, bug-eater and other versions of Asian jokes. Very offensive. Racist Asian jokes and one-liners.

Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Airplane Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Chinese and Spielberg

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here!"
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese!"  "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese you're all the same," replied Spielberg.  
In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!"
The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Anonymous

Asian Drive-By

Q: What do you call an Asian drive-by?
A: Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Riddles
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