Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!