Political Jokes

Politician's Bookmarks

Q: Why don't politicians use bookmarks?
A: Because they like their pages bent over.

Anonymous

Whigs to Light a Lamp

Q: How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!

Anonymous

Condit V Clinton

Q: Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's
A Close, but no cigar.

Anonymous
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