Monica Lewinsky Theory

Q: Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
A:  Hard to prove but they think she may be the youngest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

AOC Going Home

Q: Why is AOC afraid to go back to bartending?
A: She's worried about the Corona beer virus

Obama Impresses

Obama is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a man approaches him. "Excuse me, Mr. President, but my name is John Webber, and I'm here with an extremely important client. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, John'." Obama readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the man walks by, deep in conversation with his client. Obama waves and says, "Hello, John!" The man replies, "Buzz off, Obama! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking.