End the Protests

Q: How can we end the protests and let President-Elect Trump get on with business?
A: Give Hillary a participation trophy.

Monical Lewinsky Difference

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.

Bill Clinton and Buddy

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.