Morse Code

My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.
Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Naming Children

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.

Mistaken Identity

I was once involved in a case of mistaken identity. It was a good thing, because if they hadn't got the wrong person, I'd be in prison right now.