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The Business One - Liners
- The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
- The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
- The business plan you prepare must be a lie; but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.
- The business world worships mediocrity.
- Officially, we revere free enterprise, initiative, and individuality. Unofficially, we fear it.
- The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
- The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to...uhh...
- The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
- The chaos in the universe always increases.
- The chief cause of problems is solutions.
- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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Impressive Jobs
When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"
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Written By: KielPhillips
Fishing
My Chinese girlfriend, Ang Ling is amazing at fishing.
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