One-Liner Jokes

The Business One - Liners

  • The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
  • The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
  • The business plan you prepare must be a lie; but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.
  • The business world worships mediocrity.
  • Officially, we revere free enterprise, initiative, and individuality. Unofficially, we fear it.
  • The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
  • The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to...uhh...
  • The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  • The chaos in the universe always increases.
  • The chief cause of problems is solutions.
  • The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. 

Anonymous

Impressive Jobs

When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"

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Fishing

My Chinese girlfriend, Ang Ling is amazing at fishing.

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