Everyone Business One - Liners

• Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.
• Everybody's gotta be someplace.
• Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime.
• Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
• Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
• Everyone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head.
• Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
• Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
• Everything in moderation, including moderation.
• Everything is actually everything else, just recycled. 

Tuns of Puns

• Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.
• I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!
• Smoke dynamite... it'll really blow your mind.
• Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells as well as body weight.
• It's a case of think or slim.
• My camera is broken. But, I won't have a negative attitude - I'll take it to the repair shop and see what develops.
• People think I broke it but the crime isn't so black and white. Ah, I get the picture - I'm being framed!
• A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood." The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here!"
• If you shake up a can of beer, and spill it on your stove, do you get foam on the range?
• My cat got stolen. I think it was taken by a purr snatcher.

Come Along

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.