Business One - Liners Experience

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
Extremes meet.
Fact without theory is trivia; theory without fact is garbage. 

One - Line Business Thoughts

• Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.
• Don't try to have the last word; you might get it.
• Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway.
• Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
• Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.
• Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
• Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
• Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.
• Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.
• Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. 

Everyone Business One - Liners

• Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.
• Everybody's gotta be someplace.
• Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime.
• Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
• Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
• Everyone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head.
• Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
• Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
• Everything in moderation, including moderation.
• Everything is actually everything else, just recycled.