One-Liner Jokes

What's Green and Has Wheels?

Q:  What's green and has wheels?
A:  A Frog!  I lied about the wheels.

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Christmas with Steve Harvey

Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house.
None of the presents have the correct names.

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50 Shades of Grey

I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang!  Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.

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