Bumper Stickers

 EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
 If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
 No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.
 Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.
 Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Taxation WITH representation Ain't so hot, either!
 White water... It's all over when the First Lady sings.
 Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

What's Green and Has Wheels?

Q:  What's green and has wheels?
A:  A Frog!  I lied about the wheels.

Christmas with Steve Harvey

Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house.
None of the presents have the correct names.