One-Liner Jokes

Air and Sex

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Cost of Marriage

The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son" he said. "I'm still paying for it."

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