One-Liner Jokes

Football Dog

Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A:  It was a boxer!

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Premium Poop

I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.

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Sin and Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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