One-Liner Jokes

Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Anonymous

Football Dog

Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A:  It was a boxer!

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Anonymous

Premium Poop

I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.

Anonymous
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