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No Coffee
My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.
Now i'm banned from Starbucks.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
47 Blues
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
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Sink or Float
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.
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