One-Liner Jokes

S & M

My wife and I are into S & M she sleeps and I masturbate.

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Gas Up

I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

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Bald Man with Holy Pockets

Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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