One-Liner Jokes

Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

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Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

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Cashew Fetish

I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. 
He's fucking nuts.

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