One-Liner Jokes

Immature Wife

My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

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Coffin Sales

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that was the last thing I needed.

Anonymous

Bone Specialist

He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.

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