One-Liner Jokes

The Missing Case

Dr. Watson is late for his flight because a man is sitting on his luggage.
Sherlock Holmes is on the case.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

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Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

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