One-Liner Jokes

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?
A:  A bulldozer

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Denzel

I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.

Anonymous

Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?
A:  They take the psycho path.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2120 seconds