One-Liner Jokes

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Submitted BY: B

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?
A:  Because their horns don't work!

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Anonymous

Blonde Lipstick Usage

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!

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Submitted BY: bgifford12
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