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      Halloween Cat
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
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                        Delivery
I get a special delivery every morning.
 My postman has Down syndrome.
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                        Skeleton Dinner
Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
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