One-Liner Jokes

Marriage Advice

My marriage counselor said, "When your wife annoys you, go to your happy place." I replied, "That'll make things worse. She hates when I go to the bar."

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Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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