One-Liner Jokes

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Organ Party

Been to a fancy dress party where the theme was genitals. You should have seen some of the people there, they were dressed like dicks.

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Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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