One-Liner Jokes

Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Anonymous

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Submitted BY: B
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