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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep"
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Business One - Liners 80
- It's Not My Job!
- It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
- It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
- It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.
- It's out of my control.
- Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
- Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do.
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Personal Trainer
I have a personal trainer. She makes me chase rabbits though the woods three times a day at a dead run. Also, she has 4 legs and a tail.
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