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Cow Bells
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
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Blonde Lipstick Usage
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!
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Denzel
I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.
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