One-Liner Jokes

Crazy

My friend thinks he is an aquatic bird.
Loon.

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Bad Nesting

Q: Why do people hate Russian dolls?
A: Because they're so full of themselves.

Anonymous

Ponderings Collection 39

  • It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
  • This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
  • Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
  • Does killing time damage eternity?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Anonymous
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