Ponderings Collection 39

• It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
• This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
• Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
• Does killing time damage eternity?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
• Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Role Model

My grandfather has the heart of a lion. 
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Mice Tails

Q:  Why do mice have long tails?
A:  Well, they'd look silly with long hair!