One-Liner Jokes

Creepy Visitor

Necrophiliacs; the only living things that are stiff in a morgue.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Quirky Love

I love the muscle that lies between the elbow and the shoulder.
I'm bicepual.

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Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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