More Bumper Stickers

• "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
• "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
• "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
• "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
• "2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2."
• "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
• "MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!"
• BAD COP! - NO DONUT!
• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Scrabble Pass

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

Hard Way

If you want me to teach you how to bang on a door really loudly, let me know.
I went to the school of hard knocks.