One-Liner Jokes

Got it All

My girlfriend has everything I look for in a woman.
Tits and a pulse

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Written By: KielPhillips

Down with That

A depressed wine maker bottles it up.

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Young

At an interview I was told I was too immature to be a bank manager. How rude. And they didn't even speak to either of my sock puppets.

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