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Aussies and Kiwi
Q: Why are Australians like kiwifruit?
A: Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside and too many of them will give you the shits!
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Movie Night
To my girlfriend who suffers from Colrophobia and asked me to choose a movie tonight
I'm sorry, I didn't mean IT.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Very Bad Private Eye
The Top Signs That You've Hired A Bad Private Eye
- Considers reading "The Hardy Boys Mysteries" actually helpful research.
- He has a pet basset hound named "Flash" that acts as his trusty assistant.
- His best disguise is wearing a hat.
- Keeps getting confused and follows you all the time.
- Won't read any messages without his trusty decoder ring.
- Dresses up like Jessica Fletcher from "Murder She Wrote" when he thinks he's caught the suspect.
- Well, he's blind.
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