One-Liner Jokes

Movie Ratings

Just saw a pirated movie
On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14

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Bumper Stickers 21

  • Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
  • Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
  • Life is too complicated in the morning.
  • All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
  • The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
  • My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ... I'm sure going to miss her.
  • Ask me about my vow of silence.
  • Today's subliminal message is: ( ) 

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Reality

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

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