King Henry VIII

Q: What would King Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

The Cremation

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.