Biting Nails

Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." "My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "How?" "I hid his teeth."

King Henry VIII

Q: What would King Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.