Old Age Jokes

How Old?

They say you're only as old as you feel.
Well, I feel like I've been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and sent to work.

Categories: Old Age Jokes
Submitted BY: MEG

The Old Ladies and the Flasher

Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough!

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Anonymous

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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