Doing the Job Right

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Slacker

The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

Not Enough Time

Did you ever notice the people who complain the most about not having enough time to do all their work are the same ones who always stop and tell everyone that they don't have enough time to do all their work.