Doing the Job Right

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Slacker

The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

Not So Fast!

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first."